(grunting and gasping for breath)...feel like I'm walking through quicksand...(whew)195 lbs too much weight on my frame...too much damn food...not enough excercise...why does pork taste so freakin' good?
(guk-whoo!) ... don't even want to know what cholesterol number is...or blood pressure...
damn dreadlocks weighing me down...must cut hair...must drop 20 lbs...(wheezing)...while i'm at it...need to get rid of stuff i don't need...way too many t-shirts and coats...old sweaters from the 80s...
(skronk!) ...knees beginning to buckle under weight of holiday stuff...haven't bought any gifts...fear of disappointing loved ones pushing down on shoulders...
(argh-kak!)
...will try to muster energy to make to do list...but can't find pencil...@#$#!
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I'll help you get rid of those '80's sweaters, honey! We can get ourselves a yule log and burn 'em!
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